Oktoberfest Quotes and Sayings
Oktoberfest is the world’s biggest beer festival, taking place in the center of Munich, Germany in late September or soon October every year. That year, the Bavarian beer festival begins on 21st September and it’s celebrated till the 6th of October. To help you out, we have tracked down the top words and phrases that every Bavarian should know for Oktoberfest
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’s rather be drunk and funny than sober and stupid.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
Oktoberfest Quotes/status
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
“Beer is good, but beers are better.”
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life's a b*tch, beer's a must.”
“I would exercise, but it makes me spill my beer.”
“Without beer, life would be a mistake.”